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Adolf Hitler’s Supposed Los Angeles Home To Be Demolished
You might think that Hollywood has always been the place bleeding-heart liberals go to make their bleeding-heart movies, but you may be interested to know that at one point, it was where Hitler was...
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Michael Bay To Remake Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Change Them To Aliens
Michael Bay is going to get his claws into another franchise that doesn’t need gross Bay-hands feeling it up and asking it to wash his car. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That’s right, Michael Bay has...
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John Carter Is The Biggest Box-Office Bust Of All Time
You might’ve been one of the people who went to the movies last weekend and taken in a good ol’ fashioned motion picture. One with a lot of whizzes and zooms, and aliens. If so, you were in the...
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The Situation Goes To Rehab
Who didn’t see this one coming? Honestly? Let me know so I can come to your house and slap you, Jersey style. Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is in rehab. If you’re unaware, Jersey Shore is the epitome...
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Whitney Houston Made Sex Tapes With Ray J?
According to some sources, yes, that is a thing that happened. Which means either Ray J is the most devious master of getting girls to consent to sex on camera, or he used to do pick-up shots for...
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Romney’s Etch A Sketch Comment Enthralls Nearly Everyone, Except Those Who...
There’s an election happening right now – or at least, a race to see who’ll be beaten soundly by Obama during the general election. One which has provided us with some of the most hilarious soundbytes...
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Kim Kardashian Gets Pelted With Flour
Do you hate Kim Kardashian? That’s step one. Most people don’t like Kim Kardashian, unless they have the emotional maturity of a twelve-year-old. Step two is showing up to an event that she’s planned...
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Whitney Houston’s Cause Of Death Released
Here comes a giant surprise guys – Whitney Houston is dead. She was one of the greatest singers of all time, sold vast swarths of albums to housewives, children, and everyone in between, so great, so...
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Jersey Shore’s Cast Starts Unraveling
It’s official. Jersey Shore, the dynasty MTV has built off of totally unaware human beings and barely functional alcoholics, has started to unravel. Not that their business model of pumping alcohol...
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Hangover 3 Gets Release Date
You want a third installment. Everyone wants a third installment – it’s practically the only comedy in recently memory that deserves to be a trilogy. The Hangover III is going into production. If you...
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